Bill Gates left Microsoft because of ME!
Why Bill Gates left Microsoft?
because of my email to him.. Here is the email I sent to him.
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether
any ‘re
-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Mi crosoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Arun
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
This is an email which I received from my friend. I edited it just for you! 
8 Comments on “Bill Gates left Microsoft because of ME!”
lol, very funny post, definitely brings smile on my face!!
Hillarious, definetly make my tired afternoon a lot happier
hey really funny. No one can keep his smiles intact after reading this. Really a good humorous post.
Great post,I am still smiling.
really IT was lol.
Most funnier was
“Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?”
cheers!
bill gates might leave microsoft becouse of me.:-
1.they said microsoft windows but my computer has no window on it .
2.there is a blank space like this – but there is no bigger that one if you gone make bigger that one it is gone be like this ——————
3.i am a hacker the new microsft 07 wich is going to be sold in 2010 will not stay too long all the computers will be useless after 3 moths.i has uploaded some kind of coomputer disterbanad wich i called it snakesnail so bill gates sholud be a ware of that.
Funny! You are a perfect writer!
Great post,I am still smiling